Hoping the new DLC will revive the game a bit. Decided to start looking for a team again. You all know me. I'm on every night. I'm a solid player. Hit me up for a tryout.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/hatt3r/

top hatter quotes(rated ARGH):
(4 players from my team join pugbot and go on the same team in the server)
hatter: go back to what the actual pugbot says stop staking teams
SHADE: lol what if the pugbot put us on the same team wud u still play?
hatter: yes now do it
SHADE: lol grow up we just want to play together no one will scrim now
hatter: MOTHER****** (this is the f word if u didnt figure it out)IM 30 DONT TELL ME TO GROW UP


(in pugbot game after getting skeeted)
Hatter: ****(another f bomb) you rekstar you hacker

Drop me a message Hatter, we're still looking.

dude just quit

OH SHIT ASYLUM QUIT? I GUESS EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO NOW AS WELL!1!!!:O

OH SHI- Jay got cut from a team again and their performance exponentially got better!
Just because you retired doesn't mean people still don't enjoy playing the game. You were for the most part always nice to me and my teammates so I don't have any spite to throw at you, but no need to put down the poor guy it's his 3rd looking thread and unlike Gameover he's not a complete jack-off who claims to be a legend with an obnoxious as hell voice.

On-Topic:
Good luck in the search although not many teams recruiting with CEVO going on. Guess you'll have to see how the community pans out after the tourney.

don't even bother with shade hes mentally handicapped...

Yea I'm just saying like you said after his 3rd or 10th recruitment thread should just do something else...

I've been offered spots on team. Just nothing that i was interested in. I realize with cevo going on right now, it may be a bit difficult. Just seeing whats out there at the moment.

call me kid again, i'm older than you lolol, go back to yo idoser shizZz

Asylum is younger than 15?

nope

i was born in 93, and at least i don't go around acting like a pretentious asshole who thinks he is better person than everyone because he joined a l4d2 team that was already the best remaining. i nvr see flux, actor, chain, kaja sloe ngg or phil going around like u do acting like you own the community

Okay Jay since it's bumping hatter's thread anyways I'll say it in the open.
Since you were too much of a pansy to try and refute me here goes:
I've never seen you act humble in any way shape or form nor have I ever seen you admit your real skill level. Let's face it nobody felt you deserved to be on Eximius and you got cut. Nobody respected you when you were on sTd, you dragged down the team's overall performance, and you got cut only to easily be replaced by ECLIP5E. Do I also have to point out the fact Leo is the one who made the decision both times? So using this logic Leo still hasn't felt like you improved from the early days of the game with T2/Kits all the way to confogl now. Don't throw any of that "mutual break up" bullshit at me either. I won't drag Leo into this, but you and I both know you didn't leave by your choice. You were carried in both teams and your teammates saw this. They joked about your performance pretty openly when my team would scrim them, so that's about all I have to say on that.
You've never acted like a player worthy of respect, so stop trying to play it off like you ever were one to begin with. Your behavior in pugbots is just further evidence of this. Your parade float of an ego can't take the slightest loss that you stack teams or just troll if things don't go your way. Have fun trying to find a carrying crew, but that won't happen so have fun 2v2ing. If you wanna keep talking feel free to add then remove me from f list again because you're butthurt.

tl;dr?
You're bad and for the first time you've actually irritated me enough to just blatantly say it.

On-topic:
/bump
Sorry for basically raping your thread :/

keep talking about something you know nothing about. This game has such a low skill ceiling it is entirely about strategy. If you are one of many who decide to make a post because i removed you go ahead? It's not like i ever messaged you other than being let down when asking for a scrim. I never intended to derail this thread; i removed everyone in the l4d2 community (brian convinced me to play the cotf with him so i did) so i posted trying to send a friendly message/bump to hatter and here comes asylum who gets to decide when everyone should quit. It really means alot coming from someone as good and carried as yourself though; the only person on my list who would actually say "consider this a dodge" and make it blatantly obvious you would play someone worse when i asked for a scrim. It's pretty obvious who makes your team and carries up so your little rant on asylum's dick is somewhat amusing and probably stems from when you begged me to join 'pubmind' LOL. i mean come on, really? For someone who has been playing since (like when you tried out for detox and were the absolute worst player ever) January and you yourself still aren't any better? I mean everyone IS quitting, but the eccentric feeling that asylum has to tell people what they should do like people should care what he thinks is just lol, but shouldnt you be a little better? You've been carried on every team you've been on and they've still been bad, (no disrespect to Jolt and comp who've made that team good w/out u). Its funny though, don't see any of them here on the forums calling ppl i see them in the CEVO finals brackets w/out u of course, maybe tired of finally losing scrims b/c u playing?

'Leo' wasn't the leader of Eximius, I pushed the team to pick him up because he was a friend of mine , Flux was. He and Ufool kicked me because i was trolling Flux and wouldn't play scrims for about a week after not letting me playing the HF match. I grew to somewhat hate him for that but I'm over it and we're cool now. I'm not going to go in detail about sTd so you can ask frank about that anytime if he is still around. Regardless, i previously never once said im pro, super good or anything or called anyone including asylum bad 'ning ning.' Along with leo i spent 7 months, one hour a week + organizing time running C4F on helping people. I even think you mentored (ppl laughed at that true story) a few times, but this isn't the first thread you've trashed on these forums like twinkle when you think you are actually better than someone.

tldr; get off asylum's dick, if 'im bad' wtf are u? LOL

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woot for the free bumps